Safe At Last! Took Down My Rebel Flag & Now I Am Protected!

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can’t buy on eBay anymore by the way) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the dumb Neighborhood Watch. What else did I do? I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I’ve NEVER felt safer and I’m saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.


Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way, and security can’t pat me down. If they say I’m a male wearing a burka, I just say I’m feeling like a woman today.

heck ya!…Safe at last!


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